#pear asks

[pearatwar]

we may already be friends miss ter pear at war. perchance. the world will never know. i sure hope we are! but i would like to peer into your veins with a very small telescope and map the constellations that i am 85% sure run through at least some of those tiny flesh tubes. and stab you a lot in a cool awesome way that denotes our friendship being Great with a capital G like all the epics foretold. anon out catch me if you can (i may be making myself obvious, but if not, enjoy my mystery!)

there is a non-zero chance this is eury back at it with the heavy-duty, military-grade platonic relationship but i'm betting all my chips on michael it Has to be him

[captainsaltypear]

oh my gah......he posin................he's so chunky

[doodlemark]

mama pear and her little apples

[thejuicingmachine]

gives u a baann

[heckyeahponyscans]

Reesee blind box Grand Galloping Gala plushies! The chase figures are Pear Butter and Vapor Trail.

[housecow]

300 lbs at 22, damn. Since you've explained your (hot) goals, I got a question for you: what are the daily activities you (still) do the most (put effort in) besides eating?

i have tried to steer talk away from it but i am still doing research !! no further details for internet safety reasons but i promise y’all i’m not quite truly useless :3 yet!!

also, lots of plant stuff going on rn!! getting the garden ready is taking a lot of time and care!!! but it’s all worth it for the tomatoes !!!

[igneous-crocnroll]

sketch I meant to post on Friday, for the last Fat Dragon Friday of the year! A relaxing, reclined lass, that regulars of this blog will certainly recognize 😉

[neopianbiologyproject]

one of my favorite item jokes on neopets is fruit and veg items having "Organic" counterparts that are identical in every way, except that they are categorized as "Healthy Food" and are slightly more expensive

also the descriptions tend to be a little different:

[feyburner]

I think your art is changing my brain chemistry. The way you draw Tim... I'd like to put him in a salad spinner just to see what happens. I mean this is such a positive way

Not the— No!!!! Noooooooo!!!!!!!!

[nyaiiaii]

Geminitay in mlp call that Geminineigh

[pearatwar]

get scp yaoi jumpscared

(423 x 3143)

oh man. man ypu totally got me ypu scared me so much man. dont show me any more this scared me so much!! woah !! it would be oh so twrerrible...... you aren't going to send me more right? haha unless

[captainsaltypear]

THIS IS SO LATE BUT

TRICK OR TREATT PEARRR >:33333333

a lil pumpkin gunther! note: OH MY GOD THIS WAS IN MY DRAFTS FOR THE PAST 2 MONTHS I AM SO SORRY SJDFHSDFHSDJ I MEANT TO POST THIS SOON SKJDFHSKD

[chubunited]

always love some good ol' fashioned clothing destruction! maybe w keez or malana?

Whups! thats why she doesn't wear pants often...

[devotion-disorder]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3dFHa31qxQ8?feature=share

10/10 would smash Yuri buuuuut this vid lived rent free in my head, I don't wanna skip to my next life just yet-

no because i can vouch that she is 100% correct. of course everyone's built different but i have almost the exact same opinions as her...they dont call it rearranging your guts for no reason yall.

BUT you can also make a lot work with a bit of time and patience :D and when you're sequestered in the deepest part of the woods, trapped in a village that most people that don't even know exists, there is definitely more than plenty of time :) though Yuri also tends to be impatient, so......................... good luck? ^^;

[shortshowname]

Ough. More.

Also my Roblox avatar’s there because I can do anything I want forever

[adolfgallandsmustasche]

Albert Speer? ❌

Albert Pear? ✅